Samsung I9000 Galaxy S review: From outer space

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" Our homepage is the natural home of the deadliest smartphone carnivores. We normally don’t mind but this time is different. Are we about to start feeling a wee bit nervous or what. It’s a beast that tops the food chain, instilling fear and terror into the hearts of its prey. Our test lab is Jurassic Park, and the next predator we are about to meet is the T-Rex. Luckily we have a team of skilled keepers, capable of taming it. The Samsung I9000 Galaxy S has so much muscle that trying to impose your will with brute force is pointless. No sir, this creature needs to be befriended, patted on the back until it starts to trust you. But once it lets you jump on its back it will give you the ride of a lifetime." Read more here:



Comments (1)

Said this on 17-6-2010 At 10:19 am

Sure, you’re excited about the Samsung Galaxy S.

 

Now.

 

Stop.

 

And imagine 6 months after you bought the Galaxy.  You’re angry.  You been lied to.  The promised updates never come.  There are real problems just using the phone.  Forums like this fill with users like you, angry, dumping the phone, and comparing how little the can get for it on craigslist.  $150?  If you’re lucky. 

 

You’ll never buy a Samsung product again.  Samsung has hired a PR firm to try to hide the real problems you and thousands of others are having with the phone.

 

This is real.

 

Do some research on the Samsung Behold II.  This is Samsung’s business model. 

1)      Shiny new phone with promised updates

2)      Wait… there’s no money in supporting a phone, only in selling new ones.

3)      Refuse promised updates on under plainly false pretenses.

4)      Go to step 1.

5)      Profit.

 

 

Please, do not buy this or any other Samsung phone.  HTC and Apple make nice phones that they support.  Tell your friends.

 

I’m just a regular guy who fell for their lies.  Don’t be me, 6 months from now, in a forum, writing this same message.

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